For those of you who didn't know, karabearblu celebrated her vaunted 20th birthday at the beginning of last week. Quite simply, birthdays are a rather "eventful" occasion for the members of the Fab Four (Brandon, Kara, Laura, and myself). More specifically, one of our birthdays allows the others to put their maniacal and contriving imaginations to good use. During Brandon's birthday last spring, his wonderful yet vulnerable pickup truck became the first victim of the now (in)famous "Fab Four Vandalization." Between the toilet paper, glitter, and bingo markers, Brandon's clean and polished truck became a homing beacon for homeless men and trash collectors everywhere. Next was my birthday in May, during which my car also suffered a horrible, malicious, brutal, rancorous, vengeful, unmerciful, vicious, sadistic, damaging, virulent, and loathsome attack and defacement. Rather than stop there and call it even, the perpetrators continued by covering the door to my dorm room with MANY streamers, balloons, and the unforgettable "door handle penis." Not wanting to be outdone, Kara's birthday had to be taken a step further. In addition to the room and car "decorations," Kara agreed to allow Laura and I to decorate HER for a day. What follows is a picture summary of her birthday evening, step by drunken step.
WARNING: These pictures are not for the fashion-minded with a weak stomach. Her outfit DOES NOT match and should be considered armed and hideous.
Location 1: Applebee's
Here is everyone, all 12 of us, who went out to dinner at Applebee's to celebrate Kara's 20th birthday.
Here is Kara in her wonderful, mismatching outfit. Laura and I picked out the shirt at Forever 21 during a trip to Indy. The boa and teeth were supplied later along with my WONDERFUL sunglasses.
Here is Kara with her SEXY teeth, sipping on a soft drink. How could anyone resist such a charming smile?
STOP IT KARA! TOO MUCH SEXINESS FOR ME TO HANDLE!
Location 2: Kara's Apartment
After going to Applebee's, we convinced Kara to head home with Laura to change before we headed out for alcohol and went over to my place. This is what she came home to...
Wow, did a huge spider get happy all over Kara's car? NO! But four rolls of Saran Wrap did!
No folks, you aren't mistaken. That is UNDERWEAR trapped inside the layers of saran wrap! Nice granny-panties Kara!